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  Saving Evangeline

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  Nancee Cain

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  Saving Evangeline, Copyright © 2015 by Nancee Cain

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  First Omnific eBook edition, May 2015

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  The characters and events in this book are fictitious. Any similarity to real persons, living or dead, is coincidental and not intended by the author.

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  Cain, Nancee.

  Saving Evangeline / Nancee Cain – 1st ed

  ISBN: 978-1-623422-03-5

  1. Supernatural Romance—Fiction. 2. Angels—Fiction. 3. Suicide—Fiction. 4. Forbidden Romance—Fiction. I. Title

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  Cover Design by Micha Stone and Amy Brokaw

  Interior Book Design by Coreen Montagna

  Dedication

  To my parents,

  who have always encouraged me to pursue my dreams,

  and to my dear friend, Jill Odom,

  who pointed me in the right direction.

  Chapter One

  “THIS IS THE THIRD TIME this century we’ve had this conversation, Remiel.”

  I watch as the Boss hits the golf ball with a perfect swing and aces the hole. He grins widely and does a fist pump into the air. The odds of an amateur acing that par three shot is probably twelve thousand, five hundred to one, a pro maybe twenty-five hundred to one. But when you’re Him it happens every time. And every damn—er—darn time He acts surprised.

  That’s my problem. Everything here is so predictably perfect.

  He turns to me and I gulp, knowing He’s just read my mind. The frown on His face is like witnessing an eclipse of the sun. “Thank you for correcting your language. Now, where were we?”

  I take a minute, trying to decide if He’s using the royal We, or if he means Him and me. Opting on us, I kick at a pebble and mumble, “This is the third time this century I’ve met with You in regard to my shenanigans.” Shenanigan is His word, not mine. I sigh and wait for the inevitable talk. I concentrate on the ground, gritting my teeth with frustration and trying my best not to roll my eyes. I don’t seek trouble on purpose. It’s drawn to me like a magnet.

  Okay, so maybe that’s a lie. I may occasionally try to shake things up around here just to break the monotony. The last time I was in trouble, He asked me if I’d changed my name to Legion. I didn’t think it was that funny, but everyone else did, especially that old windbag, Peter. Which is precisely why I played that innocent little prank on the old goat.

  The Boss nudges my wing with His golf club. “Ah, yes. You know how Peter cherishes those keys. There’s no need to test one’s free will in paradise. I don’t know why you like to torment him by hiding them. And there’s nothing wrong with the word shenanigan. It’s a lovely word. I like the way it rolls off the tongue. Nice catch on the eye rolling, by the way. You know I find it disrespectful.”

  “Yes, Sir.” He always knows.

  “Why, Remiel?” His voice is calm and even, not irritating and whiny like Peter’s.

  “Why what, Sir?” I wish He’d just get on with the punishment and skip the lecture. Oops, not punishment. They aren’t called punishments here. They’re learning lessons.

  “Why do you insist on going rook?” He leans on the golf club, waiting for my answer.

  “Excuse me?” What the fuck is going rook? “I’m not sure I understand what you mean, Sir.”

  “Watch your language, Remiel.”

  It sucks when your Boss is an om-omni…Dang, I never can keep those “omni” words straight. Know-it-all.

  He sighs and the trees rustle with the impact. “The word is omniscient, but know-it-all is fine as long as you say it, or think it with respect.” His face lights up and I blink from the brilliance, wishing I’d worn my sunglasses. “I need to brush up on modern slang. I’ll add it to My to-do-list.” Like a kid with a new toy, He whips out His phone and taps in the reminder. It’s not that He needs a phone or a reminder. He just loves gadgets. He’s often said the twenty-first century would be His favorite of all times if people would just set aside their petty quarrels and actually talk to one another. It’s His opinion there’s no reason not to, it’s the age of communication, after all.

  Putting the phone away, His gaze sweeps over the golf greens. The sigh this time is deeper, causing a rumble of thunder that lets me know He’s tired of my stall tactics. “Now back to the issue at hand. Why do you insist on bucking the system, Remiel?”

  Ah! He meant going rogue, not rook. I bite the inside of my lip to keep from laughing. “I’m bored,” I blurt out. He stares at me and one bushy eyebrow rises. I tag on a hasty, “Sir.”

  “You’re bored?”

  I nod, warming to the subject. “Everything is just too perfect around here. It’s monotonous. The humans have it made. They get to experience so much more with their free will. I think we should be allowed more than one weekend off every forty or fifty years—”

  He holds up His hand. “Enough. Need I remind you, that you get in trouble every time you’re away? Hell-raising is never productive, dear boy. Didn’t you learn anything from Lucifer?”

  I can’t contain my sigh of frustration. He just doesn’t get it.

  The Boss pulls on His lower lip and narrows His eyes. “I suppose you think it would be more fun putting out fires down below?”

  I swallow and back up a step. “Er, well, not too far below, Sir. Just say, on Earth.” I press my lips together determined to keep my mouth shut before I get in even more trouble. If I’m not careful, I’m liable to be stuck being Peter’s lackey forever. My last learning lesson occurred after my weekend of excess at Woodstock during the “Summer of Love.” I’ve been manning the registration desk at the Pearly Gates ever since. Talk about a mind-numbing, lobotomizing job. Giving the same old mundane welcome speech to the newcomers is like being a stewardess reviewing airline safety. No one listens or cares.

  He clears His throat pulling my attention back to Him. “Using the terms mind-numbing and lobotomizing together is redundant.” The twinkle in His eyes make my feathers stand on edge. “I think I have the perfect job for you. Maybe you won’t find it too boring…”

  Oh shi—shoot. This isn’t going to be good.

  I land on my ass with a thud. I’m in Hell. No, it’s too humid to be Hell. Standing, I dust off my pants, careful not to rustle my feathers, which must be concealed when on Earth.

  My eyes damn near pop out of my head when I realize what I’m wearing. Dark pants, a clerical shirt, stiff uncomfortable white collar, a rosary in my pocket and a shiny cross on my chest. Aghast, I look toward heaven and glare. “Not funny, Sir.”

  A gentle breeze rustles the trees in answer. Other than the moon and a dim light from a bridge to my left, it’s eerily dark out here. A glance at my watch reveals it’s ten o’clock and I’m in the middle of nowhere dressed like a priest. He really should get over my weekend at Woodstock. “Ever hear of forgiveness, Sir?” I mutter under my breath.

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gust whips the trees, reminding me He’s aware of everything that’s going on and is not amused. My attitude is what always gets me in trouble. Confused, I try to figure out why I’m here in the guise of a priest. I’m sure He and Peter are enjoying a good laugh over this.

  Running a finger under the tight collar, I stomp toward the vehicle parked ten feet from me. Muttering one of Luc’s favorite words, I open the car door and find keys with a St. Christopher key chain dangling in the ignition. I kind of wish he’d given me back the VW camper I had at Woodstock—the one with peace signs on it. That van saw some good times. Rummaging through the glove box, I find the Florida registration for the car and insurance papers listing Remiel Blackson as the owner. Blackson? Really? I couldn’t be Remiel Goodson? A cell phone on the seat rings with the theme from Charlie’s Angels. It’s the Boss’s favorite television show from the seventies.

  It’s passcode protected and takes me three tries to figure out He’d programmed it with 6666. I get the not-so-subliminal message. I guess even He couldn’t get past the four-digit requirement. My tech-savvy Boss has texted my assignment which I read as I exit the car.

  You are Father Remiel Blackson,

  a Roman Catholic priest on sabbatical.

  Save Evangeline Lourdes Salvatore.

  PS: Smoking is bad for you,

  and don’t drink and drive.

  Roman Catholic? That means celibate, the spoilsport. I look around in disbelief. I’m on a deserted road in south Florida. How the heck am I supposed to find this Evangeline Salvatore? He hasn’t given me any info and I’m not omni—whatever. I’m not a know-it-all. “All due respect, Sir,” I add quickly.

  Google, of course, it’s the twenty-first century answer for everything. I’m excited to get to use the new technology I’ve been following from Boringville. Thunder rumbles in the distance. Heaven, I meant heaven. I type her name into the search engine on the phone and find a few sensationalist articles about her involvement in a tragic wreck that killed a man. It even has her address for home and work. She’s a hair stylist, and the name of her salon is The Curl Up ’n Dye. The Boss is right; modern technology is amazing.

  I’m about to leave when I notice a lone figure on the bridge. Dark, tangled hair spirals down her back, and her clothes hang loosely on her frame. As I watch, she marches back and forth talking to herself, looking like a wild, sleek panther ready to attack at any moment. Occasionally, she wipes her cheeks and then clenches her fists, but she continues pacing like a caged animal.

  The girl stops and peers over the side of the bridge. Swinging one leg over the railing, she freezes. A feeling of dread overcomes me. Holy shit! I race toward her in a full-blown panic. I know in my gut it’s her and it is my job to stop her.

  “Don’t do it,” a deep male voice commands.

  A whisper of a breeze caresses my cheek. With a frustrated sigh, I lower my foot and drag my gaze from the murky, dark water that beckons me with its siren’s song. Glaring at the unwelcome intruder, I dash the tears from my cheeks. He stands in the shadow, and all I can make out is that he’s tall with broad shoulders. Striding toward me, hands in his pockets, he starts whistling. The thought occurs to me I should be scared and run, but it’s as if I’m glued to the spot. As he comes into the light, I see he’s a priest. But he doesn’t look like any priest I’ve ever known. This guy is Hollywood gorgeous. Under the dim light, he appears almost incandescent and his emerald eyes seem lit from within. Their intensity burns a hole into my paper-thin bravado, which slips away and disappears like ashes in the wind.

  Dammit, I’d just worked up the courage to follow through with my plan to leave this nightmare behind, and this stranger has interrupted, dragging me back to my personal hell on earth.

  Feeling naked and vulnerable under his steadfast scrutiny, I cross my arms in front of my chest, desperately trying to contain the welling anxiety building within me. A black mass flutters behind him, and I blink to clear my eyes. Please, not again, not now. My mother and the doctor’s dire warnings about not taking my medication taunt my tortured mind.

  Clutching my head with my hands, I scream to scare my demons away. Sometimes this technique worked when I was in the hospital. More times, than not, it just got me a nice mind-numbing cocktail of drugs, that would leave me nauseated and dizzy for days.

  “No, no, no.” I march away from the stranger, pacing back and forth, feeling trapped. These hallucinations are part of the reason why I’m here. Now my resolve to end them, once and for all, is shaken. With a trembling hand, I rake my fingers through my snarled hair. Yuck. When did I last bathe? My greasy hair feels like tangled string. I must look like a crazy woman.

  Laughter layered with a tinge of overwrought hysteria bubbles from deep within me at this last thought. Surely an out-of-control, wild woman will scare this guy away. It usually does. Most folks never look me in the eye. It’s like they’re afraid my insanity is either contagious or a superpower I can use to slay them.

  “Feel better?” His voice isn’t patronizing. I’m used to Father Asswipe handing out condescension like communion wafers. This priest asked a simple question, and strangely, I find I do feel a little better. He approaches me like I’m a rabid animal, his movements slow and deliberate.

  There was a time—not so long ago—when the white collar under his chin would have soothed me. I was raised a good Catholic girl, but we all know the road to hell is paved with good intentions. My descent to non-repentant sinner isn’t my mother’s fault. I accept full responsibility for fucking up my own life.

  Tonight, the sight of the starched white collar does the opposite. It pisses me off as lingering guilt from my upbringing hangs suspended between us like a bridge between saint and sinner. I pull my clenched hands to my waist, preparing for the lecture and platitudes on the sanctity of life. I’ve heard it over and over throughout the years from my mother, Father Ashton, Sunday school teachers, social workers, psychiatrists, and even the damn cop who arrested me the last time I tried to kill myself.

  I’d swallowed the entire damn medicine cabinet and somehow, thanks to my “hearty constitution,” made it to the street in front of our house where I was found staggering, oblivious to my surroundings and out of touch with reality. The shrink told me I’d been in the process of being arrested for disorderly conduct when my mom dashed out of the house screaming and crying about what I’d done. Instead, they rushed me to the hospital to have my stomach pumped. Lesson learned? Plan your suicide. Don’t do it on an impulse when your mom is home.

  He sighs. “I’m going to say it one more time. Don’t do it.”

  “Don’t do what?” I sneer. The nerve of this priest presuming—however correct his supposition is—to know my motives.

  “Don’t jump.” His warm baritone voice fills the air with something akin to the energy felt before a lightning storm. The hairs on my arms stand up.

  “What makes you think I’m going to jump, Father?” I make no attempt to hide my derision, hoping my rudeness will make him turn around and leave. It worked like a charm with my mother. I’ve managed to push her clear across the country.

  “Let me rephrase. Please don’t jump. I can’t swim,” he confesses with a small smile. “Do you want to have to explain my death as well as your own?” His eyes crinkle and seem to dance with amusement, which serves to light the match to my short fuse. The wind picks up and ruffles his hair, causing the natural highlights to dance against his dark brown hair. The ends curl appealingly on the back of his neck and one lock falls on his forehead. It’s a bit long for a priest, but the beautician and woman in me wouldn’t change a thing. He’s beautiful.

  “Since I don’t believe in God, or the hereafter, no explanations would be necessary. You’re boring me, so just leave me the hell alone, and go do your good deeds elsewhere.”

  His answering bark of laughter triggers my anxiety, and a wall of paranoia flies up around me. Is he laughing at me? I square my shoulders and utilize my menacing crazy stare. “What’s
so funny?”

  “I haven’t been accused of doing good deeds in a long damn time.” A rumble of thunder rolls in the distance, and a strong blast of air shakes the trees, signaling a storm is brewing.

  “I would think that’s your business.” I raise one eyebrow, looking pointedly at his collar and the silver cross glinting on his chest. The cross and priest garb are incongruent with his drop-dead gorgeous looks and mild profanity. Of course, the only priest I know personally is old Father Ashton. The ancient priest has to be at least seventy-five and has disgusting nose hairs and bad breath.

  He runs a finger along the inside of the collar as if it’s too tight. My mind wonders what it would be like to have his fingers run along my body. I shake my head to rid it of the ridiculous image. Maybe I’m sicker than they say I am.

  He frowns. “Ah, yes…this. It is a bit ironic.” He cut his eyes toward the sky with what could only be described as a look of annoyance before settling his curious gaze back on me. His wide, easy smile adds to his attractiveness. “Come on, let’s go. You can buy me a drink.”

  “Excuse me?” My mouth falls open. Buy him a drink?

  “Vow of poverty, Crazy Girl.” His arms sweep out in a self-deprecating manner. “So to thank me, you can buy me a drink.”

  “I’m not crazy, and what do I have to thank you for?”

  He raises one eyebrow and smirks. I huff with annoyance.

  “Okay so I’m crazy, whatever. What do I have to thank you for?”

  “Why, for saving your miserable, worthless life, of course.” He throws an arm around my shoulders as if he’s my damn BFF and guides me toward the end of the bridge. Strangely, my anxiety—my constant companion for two years—begins to crumble under his casual embrace. This in itself is terrifying. I don’t know how to function anymore except in full-blown panic mode.

  “What makes you think my life is miserable and worthless?” I shrug away from him, annoyed he’s verbalized the obvious. My life is miserable and worthless. To be precise, it’s downright pathetic.